Jake's To-Do List

From the Desk of Jake C. Vasami:

12/5/06 to 12/7/06- To-Do List:

√ Manufacture a brand of poop that Pampers cannot begin to control
√ Poop on the Couch
√ Barf on the Couch
√ Cry unless mom and dad stand up and walk while holding me
Play happily with my nice toys
√ Barf on my toys
√ Poop in the Bathtub
√ Poop in the Bathtub again
√ Barf on Daddy
√ Barf on Daddy again
√ Go to the Doctor's office - show how sick I am act perfectly healthy
Sleep
√ Barf on Mommy
√ Barf on Mommy & Daddy's Bed
√ Cry for 3 hours straight
√ Poop all over my crib
√ Poop all over my changing table
Take a nap
√ Cry some more
√ Poop on Mommy
√ Poop in the Exersaucer
√ Poop in the Bathtub one more time for good measure
√ Cry for an hour
Take a nap
√ Poop in my carseat
√ Cry for 6 hours straight
√ Wake up every 2 hours at night and demand bottle.
√ Poop out all liquids 20 minutes later.
Sleep some more